After so much seriousness, let’s try and take a look at something else, a new invention that will surely change the way we live, think, and act during our irresponsible ride to the grocery store.
Presenting the Pedal-Powered Blender! Made up specially for blonde greenwashed housewives, it works as you pedal that old recycled bike your mother rode when she was young.
It’s a fantastic invention people, not to mention you have to maintain your equilibrium as you pedal, and not spill anything on the pavement, as you may get a fine from the local policeman, descending from his gas-guzzling hummer. Thanks to Ecofriend for presenting this wonderful news.
A feet-processed banana milkshake, please! Thanks!